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WILL WORK FOR  FOOD
"SAY GOODBYE TO THAT DEAD END JOB"
YES!!  MAKE  BIG  $$$  DOLLARS
TAX FREE -- WITH YOUR OWN
WILL WORK FOR FOOD FRANCHISE
FRANCHISES  STILL  AVAILABLE
WE SUPPLY
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PRIME LOCATIONS !
THRIFT CLOTHING !
  A 90 MINUTE INSTRUCTIONAL TAPE
  "HOW TO LOOK HOMELESS"
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ORDER NOW AND WE'LL INCLUDE AS A BONUS A GENUINE WOODEN CRUTCH,
JUST IN CASE SOME IDIOT ACTUALLY ASKS YOU TO WORK.